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While we may not be very large or comprehensive on our subject yet, we do have a tradition of excellence to uphold. You are forbidden from using contractions on any page on this wiki, excepting the chat room and messages to another user (such as talk page threads). This is a no contraction zone. Anyone found using contractions on an official article will be swiftly banned by the Time Police. Seriously, the use of contractions will undoubtedly be the undoing of civilization and humanity as we know it. We must protect our own. It is imperative. It is destiny. It is canon.
-Bureaucrat Admin Ichiyanagi.